Impatient, tactless and disorganised (and those are the good bits..)
Oh, OK, I'll expand on that a bit... had my formative years "up north", hence the liking for real ale and muddy walks. Got deported to Cardiff to do my degree, drank my way to an LL.B. somehow, flouted my parents hopes and dreams by becoming a financial consultant for a few years before realising the depths of my depravity (cue Munch's "scream").
Made some money, spent most of it travelling around the world for a year (highly recommended, although avoid waking up with ants up your nose - not pleasant). Came back and decided to set up my own business importing from South America - despite knowing nothing at all about importing or running a business. On a steep learning curve as we speak, but they say life is all about experiences and my spanish is improving rapidly ;-)
"Would taste very nice in a curry, sadly won't allow me to find out what she'd taste like outside of one so I'll have to pop her in the tandoor for a few hours to find out for sure. May have a penchant for fireplaces but I'm yet to determine this.
Nicnac is a lady of great mystery. In fact so mysterious that I only know what she looks like whilst wearing clothes..... sadly. In love with all things relating to imports and from what I gather is a great fan of cottaging though I may be reading this incorrectly? Nevertheless a lovely young lady who needs to be in Bristol more often. Ideally somewhere located near my fireplace". - xxxrated
"Nicnac is a true jet-setter. That is, she gets around a bit." - katstevens
"The buxom boffin of banquetting; The flirty fan of fairy lights and fast cars; A votary of vodka, venison and vino; 'Aribo addict and Admirer of moons, muppets and margaritas; The Laughter-loving, Deep-diving, Cliff-jumping, Cheese-eating, Sherbert-sucking, Sauvignon-swilling, Tortoise-toting Naiad of Naughtiness Herself;" - racinghippo
"A fiery redhead with a penchant for fuzzy Peruvians." - fi
"Not a mere mortal pet owner . . . NO. She owns the pasty. Oracle extraordinaire and keeper of all univerisal knowledge. A Venerable porthole into wisdom itself. We bow to the owner of the pasty." - catinsea
"I've come to regard her, through our many a year on livejournal, as someone I've never met....." - dr_midnite